The vagina spike. He didn’t see that one coming, ouch!

Imagine a clean, smooth and discreet girly device that could easily be inserted into the vagina much like a tampon.  With the string tucked-up inside it would be virtually undetectable, I know the description’s graphic but wait it gets more graphic…

Now imagine that this little harmless looking thing encases a two-inch long spike that’s ejected when activated, and by activated I mean a penis tapping it and by ejected I mean the spike shoots out of it into the head of the guy’s dick.

Awareness of your vulnerabilities kinda goes with the territory of being a young woman.  There isn’t really a moment where I’m walking places at night (even with friends) that the thought of a violent attack doesn’t cross my mind.  Same goes for attending parties and having the fear of accidentally passing out there and getting taken advantage of.  Apart from not gallivanting shady neighborhoods after hours and being a responsible drinker with a preplanned way of getting home there isn’t much we can do to protect ourselves in certain circumstances. Maybe where we draw a complete blank on our self-defense class moves? Get drugged? Or maybe a “trusted friend” crosses the line when we have our guard down?

But is FemDefence one small step for woman kind in the personal security department, or not?  What if it malfunctions?

Say you were wearing it girl’s night out, had a few beers then crawled into bed with your unsuspecting loving boyfriend. You start to make-out, it’s getting “hotter” and then in a fit of tipsy passion you “whoopsies!” forget to mention you hadn’t taken it out yet! That could be a slight con to the secret security tampon don’t you think? After that mood breaking experience you two can pretty much kiss your cutesy little relationship and future family life goodbye!  Personally my worst nightmare would be realizing I had it in backwards after just mounting a man for cowgirl position-

AiiieeeeeeeeeeEEEeee!

Let’s stop talking about this, I’m crossing my legs now.

April 16, 2009. Tags: FemDefence, PRODUCTS!, Rape, self-defence, Vagina. RANDOM!.